A Semi-Definitive List Of Public Places I've Had Sex - The Great Outdoors Edition

Did you read Part 1 of A Semi-Definitive List of Public Places I’ve Had Sex? Well if you did then you would know that I would love to double your pleasure by bringing you part 2 of my list of public places that I have had sex in – mainly because I realised the list was too numerous for just one list.

The world is your oyster, and here are some of the places that I got mine shucked ;)

In The Woods

I say “in the woods” very generally because honestly I’ve had sex in the woods heaps of times. It’s a great place to sneak off because it’s pretty sheltered and private, but you’re still in the great outdoors.

One particular time we were in the middle of nowhere at a rave party in the bush. We were partying with our friends and pretty drunk when someone started offering weed around. When they wouldn’t give us any we got pretty pissy and said, “Fine! We will just go fuck in the woods then!” and suddenly it was on…

We wandered away down a random path in the woods until we were just far enough away and then we shucked all of our clothes and started fucking right there on the path. It was a pretty good fuck, and afterwards we simply put our clothes back on, walked back and smoked the doobie like nothing happened.

Except everyone knew that it had.

I think I’m seeing a trend here – we’re not very discreet.

Another time we went camping in one of our favourite spots and decided to sneak off into the woods to have sex. We ended up doing it twice in this same area at different times and it was definitely unique each time. The first time we did this we had had sex twice in our lives and still pretty new at it. We walked off past a bridge and into the bushes on a hillside where we proceeded to fuck right there on the path. I distinctly remember that since we were such newbs he didn’t come inside me and ended up coming on the ground.

We walked past the spot we had fucked the next day with all of our friends and shared a dirty look.

The second time we were in this same area we actually decided to fuck on the bridge we had walked over the first time. This was a particularly romantic time because we were pretty new into our relationship and just getting into the swing of things. We laid down on the wooden bridge in full moonlight and fucked until our bare asses got splinters from the wood. I remember looking up at the stars over his shoulder and thinking how particularly beautiful the night was.

Any time where you can see the stars while you are having sex is the best time!

In The Snow

Having sex in the snow was always on my partner’s fantasy bucket list, so one year on my birthday we decided to go to the snow for the day. Instead of doing the usual skiing and snowboarding that people tend to do while at the snow (it was waaay too expensive at the time) we decided to go on a bushwalk. We followed one of the native trails up the mountain and as we crossed this busy thoroughfare we saw a path that simply called to us. We followed it and entered into a winter wonderland.

We followed a frozen bridge covered in icicles over a flowing stream into a beautiful snow-laden picnic area of the park. There were no footprints in the snow except for ours, and no noise on the mountains around us.

It was here that we decided to make his fantasies come true. We pulled our snow pants down, lay on his snow jacket and started fucking. If you’ve ever wanted to fuck in the snow but didn’t want to take your shoes off to avoid being frostbitten, I have to say it is a very awkward thing to do. In the end we did it doggie style standing up, which worked out much better and much less awkward.

Having sex in the snow was a very unique experience, and a very beautiful one. Everything around us glittered as we felt the pure ecstasy of each other. We enjoyed ourselves so much that we came back another three times to the very same area and fucked again and again.

Because hey, if you enjoy something so much you try it again ;P

While we're talking about trying again - do you know whats better than an orgasm? Multiple orgasms! And because all good things come in trilogies stay tuned for Part 3 of A Semi-Definitive List of Public Places I've Had Sex coming soon!

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