An Ode To Face-Sitting: Or How I Almost Made Someone Black Out With My Vagina

Having a tongue in my pussy is one of my favourite sex acts, and I absolutely delight when I meet a guy who loves to provide such oral pleasure as much as I like to receive it. It is always interesting when they come up with different ways to insight such pleasure and there was one more unique way that I encountered with a guy I was dating.

He loved asphyxiation via face sitting.

Now depending on the person, face sitting isn’t necessarily everyone’s cup of tea – it certainly isn’t mine, and it certainly isn’t to the girlfriends I discussed it with. Our general dislike for face sitting is that while we are on top if we look down all we are going to see is our stomachs, and when our partner is looking up at from below that is all they are going to see too.

It’s the wonderful world of body shaming and hating our bodies that makes face sitting less enjoyable than one would imagine.

Now from what I hear, the guys honestly don’t give a shit. There is a vagina on the face so they are just happy to have a found a woman who was keen to take off their clothes in the first place. They’re just happy to be there.

But this was this guy’s particular kink - he fucking loved the idea of being so completely smothered in pussy until he couldn’t breathe. Now I’ve done face sitting with someone else since and they weren’t as keen to get their air supply cut off like he was, but this guy wanted to see stars and almost pass out from pussy.

I mean, what else could I do but oblige?

I was in a period of loving rough sex, so the idea of making this guy pass out under my pussy seemed like a lot of fun. But I hadn’t done face sitting before. Once he told me his particular kink I actually looked up porn videos for helpful instructions of how to make someone pass out under the sheer power of my vagina muscles. Surprisingly I found an instructable video where a girl was teaching another girl how to do it, and I practiced on my pillow.

Yes – that’s sexy. Not.

But the guy was blown away that I had actually bothered to research how to do his particular kink and when I saw him again it was great fun to try. The first time there less asphyxiation than he would have liked, but I took the notes on board and tried again.

That was when the fun really started.

The thing to do is that you have to completely commit to the face sit. Do not be scared that you will break their nose or their face. They can tap out if they need to (always make sure you have a tapping signal to ensure you don’t actually kill them!) so don’t worry about breaking their nose. Honestly, at one point his tongue was so firmly deep inside his mouth that he was actually just fucking me with his nose.

Have you ever came just from someone putting their nose inside you? It’s a unique experience.

So when face sitting you want to completely cover the nose and mouth with your pussy. It may take some adjustment when you do to sit on them, but the best advice I can give is to just commit to it. Then go to fucking town!

With the asphyxiation part of face sitting the point is to not let them up. Cut off their air supply until they can’t take anymore and have to tap out. Then in a swift movement, pull your body up off them and plant it back down on them. This should only take two seconds or so before you begin the affect again, just so they have enough time to get a little bit of air so they can keep pleasuring you.

After a while I started playing with the timeframes. He told me wanted to almost pass out from pussy, so that is what I aimed to do. He tapped out, and then I gave him ten more seconds of eating my pussy before I let him up.

And boy was he seeing stars.

Dangerously, the last time I had sex with this guy was the night before we broke up and I was pretty drunk. I had a tendency to wait longer and longer to appease his desire to be smothered, and while the sex was enjoyable it was certainly teetering on the edge of making him actually pass out. I truly regret doing this at the time, because looking back I don’t actually remember anything about the sex we had. So likelihood is that I am less keen to try a full asphyxiation smothering again – I could have actually made him pass out, and that is in no way fun or pleasurable.

So the moral of this story is:

1) don’t do it while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. This is very dangerous and you must be in control of the situation at all times.

2) Learn the proper technique. If you want to do it, make sure you are doing it right to avoid injuries. Commit to the practice and do it right.

3) Discuss your safe words and signals to ensure everyone is having an enjoyable time. Find out if your partner wants to be completely smothered, or if breathing room is desired. Make sure their hands are free to tap as well so that you can get off them if need be.

Always be safe little sex kittens!