Sex Advice From A Porn Star: Or The Time I Met The Jesse Jane

Those of you who may be living under a rock of sexless sadness may not know the joys of Jesse Jane, one of adult entertainment world's biggest stars. Jesse has starred in over a hundred pornographic videos and features with Digital Playground, including Pirates and Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge (the most expensive porns ever made) and movies based on every sexy costume you can think of including military outfits, fire-women, nurses, cheerleaders and babysitters. She even does extremely romantic style porn which I am a big fan of.

Jesse Jane is the Queen of Porn. She's is very... energetic... when it comes to blowjobs and tit sucking and it is very impressive just how deep she can take a cock.

I am so impressed by Jesse Jane's sexual empire that when I heard she was coming to a porn store near me to promote her new movie Body Heat I knew I just had to go. So I went and I joined maybe a hundred guys and a handful of girls at my favourite sex shop in a line.

As we shuffled in I could see the lady herself on a special set up stage. She was taking photos with patrons with either her boobs out or her boobs tucked in depending how pervy you wanted your photo to be and I couldn't believe I was seeing the Jesse Jane's boobs in the flesh while waiting in line!

But it was nothing compared to hugging them. When it was my turn to approach the biggest adult film star in the world I was in awe. She was so lovely, and so little, and she pulled me straight in for a hug against those massive tits. If you have ever seen them bouncing around in one of her videos you will be surprised how wonderfully soft they were. It was like hugging a pillow!

We took a great photo together (apparently we looked like best friends according to a friend I showed the photo to - and no she wasn't flashing the camera in our photo) and Jesse proceeded to chat to me while we waited for our photo to print for her to sign.

Not one to pass up a great opportunity I asked Jesse the one question of advice she would have for someone like me in my stage of life.

"What sex advice could you give to a couple who are recently married to try and make the sex new and exciting?" I asked.

"Costumes are always a fun way to keep things new and exciting!" Jesse told me in a bouncy and happy way. I was blown away by how sweet she was! "Use dress ups to create a different scene - that's what I do!" she brandished to the cover of her new DVD, in which she was dressed up as a very sexy fire-woman.

"What do you think I would look best as?" I asked her. I've dressed up in costumes a few times before and I loved doing it, but if I could get a suggestion from the Queen of porn herself that would be another thing entirely!

Jesse regarded me seriously for a minute. "I think you would make a really sexy cop," she said, "Or a nurse! A nurse is always good because you can "nurse him back to health" when he is feeling sad!" she laughed.

"I love that idea! I've done both of them, and they are so much fun!" I laughed along with her.

"Well, see? I was right! That would totally be sexy!" She finished, signing my copy of our photo and the DVD I bought of her. "Have a good night love!" she said, hugging me with those soft tits again.

I left feeling pretty high. I mean, it's not every day that the Jesse Jane tells you that you would make a sexy cop or a sexy nurse in the sack. Needless to say, I bought both of those costumes and have used them quite regularly. The cop outfit is definitely the more fun option of the two because you can tell them that they have "the right to remain sexy" while you handcuff them to bed.

So if you're looking for something to spice up your relationship - I can tell you quite enthusiastically to follow Jesse's advice and get some costumes. It really does add some fun to your own little playground! Enjoy!

Photo by Rock DT