The Problem With A Monster Cock: We Want To Keep Our Ovaries In Place

Since the days of school locker room comparisons, guys have a real issue with penis size. Is it too small? Is it too thin? Is it big and thick enough to pleasure a girl right? Are you man enough to handle that?

We girls all have our same hangups, so we get it. As a general rule amongst males, it seems preferable that guys have big giant monster dicks, and some girls dig this too.

But I'mabout to squash your dreams.

I've had an all manner of types of dicks in my many holes. I've had a baby dick that was so small that I couldn't move while he was inside me because it would fall out. I've had a giant thick penis that brought new definition to the phrase "tear that pussy up!" and I've had a dick so thin that I was surprised a pencil could bring me pleasure. I've had an array of 6inch penis and I've had a 7inch and a 9inch penis (or so they said but it seemed reasonable).

So I've had a lot of penis. I'm no expert, but I've sampled them goods.

And I have to say, while baby dicks and pencil dicks don't have me running back for more, a good standard medium sized 6inch dick fits into my pussy like puzzle pieces fitting together. The best dick was definetly the first dick I ever got and belonged to my husband, but he wasn't too hung up about it and there was some more emotional connection there that may his dick the best. Following that is a dick of a guy I dated for six months. It was basically the same size and girth of ye old "best dick" but he kept telling me how much he hated it, how much he wished it was bigger, and how much he wished it was thicker. He would regularly ask me what I thought of his dick and how big it was compared to other guys and when I told him it was the perfect size for my pussy he wouldn't believe me. He would say that "an average dick really means a below-average dick".

Look, if your dick sucks I'm not going to tell you. My mama taught me if you didn't have something nice to say don't say anything at all. And you wouldn't hear anything from me. Like, at all. Like ever again.

But I'll never tell you that your penis is small to your face. If it's small, the boys in school have already told you. You're not surprised.

The problem is though this guy was spending all his time wishing his dick was bigger when in reality unless you have a pussy that can handle that shredding, girls don't really want big dicks. Sure we love penis, but we also want to keep our ovaries in place.

Every rap song ever proclaims "Bitch, I am going to tear that pussy up!" But have you ever had your pussy actually torn up?

I have recently been inflicted with a surprise ailment that I did not ever think would happen, but apparently after a lot of research is very common. I’m talking about “a vaginal cut”.

It’s basically what it sounds like – it’s when there is a small cut, split or tear that occurs in the tissue of your vagina or your vulva. It bleeds a little, and it hurts when you urinate, but it heals pretty easily and by itself within a few days. It’s super annoying, because I’ve been having a lot of issues down there lately with yeast infections and pap smears and numerous texts and x-rays (again, all common!) yet I am also so damn horny. It makes for an annoying time.

Usually vaginal cuts are caused primarily when you aren’t lubed enough, but this first time I received a vaginal cut was simply because of the size of the penis that caused said damage. I was having angry sex, because the guy I have been dating was being super cold to me and had no qualms ditching me for the weekend to see other people. I knew it was the end, and I hadn’t slept with anyone despite the fact that he did and encouraged me to do so as well, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.

Or mouth and vagina and ass as you would also have it.

It was one of those one night hook ups. The guy came over and he was packing. I’m talking that I couldn’t even deep throat this guy, and I have a huge mouth. He was one of these kink-friendly Doms too so combined with my angry sex desire it was fuel to the fire. We fucked for two hours and I was slammed. It was rough, it was dirty, and I loved it.

But honestly, this guy was way too big. Not only did he give me vaginal tearing and caused my pussy and ass to be extremely sore for the rest of the week (not to mention the fact I was then hit with another bout of a yeast infection) I also lost the ability to be able to con trol the muscles in my vagina as well. Yes, I was stretched so far and wide that I had to relearn pelvic floor strengthing exercises otherwise the need to pee was constantly at a bursting level.

So while guys may think that having a monster cock is what they really want, you need to realise that if it's too big we won't call you back. Because while we love the pleasure, we also want to keep our ovaries in place.

So be happy with what you got. As the saying goes, "it's not how big it is - it's how you use it that really counts!"

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